Happy Mother’s Day to you and yours. Here are some things my mom said to me growing up. -ES
(All real)
It’s nice to be clean.
You must check yourself for ticks every time you go outside.
Don’t sit too close to the tv. You’ll go blind.
Did you check yourself for ticks?
Instead of staring at the stupid television, why don’t you go into the woods and have an adventure?
Did you check yourself for ticks?
Don’t run. You’re going to crack your head open and all the little chickies will come out.
Don’t play with the car window, you’ll get your head stuck in it.
Did you check yourself for ticks?
Don’t play near the garage door, you’ll be crushed.
Eric, take your grandfather to the bathroom. He has to pee.
When going away to college, it’s nice to have clean sheets more than once a year.
Did you check yourself for ticks?
When going to the Knicks game, don’t let anyone touch your penis.
Love you Mom! Thanks for being the greatest!!!
Justin & Eric… And you. 
6 thoughts on “For Mother’s Day, Some Things My Mom Said To Me”
diana.alamilla@yahoo.com
Reminds me when I was a Little Girl.
JJAB
Did you check yourself for ticks?
Vernon
Tick removal from your head becomes priority number one, it has to go stat!
Nobody has ever put that off for later!
Vernon
If it wasn’t for my mom i’d still be somewhere hitting something with A stick!
Jordan
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