Justin’s younger daughter Ashley was watching the Patriots play on Sunday when Tom Brady went into a profanity-laced tirade. Here’s what Ashley had to say. Again we say, Damn You, Tom Brady…
Justin’s daughter Emily was watching the Patriots play on Sunday when Tom Brady went into a profanity-laced tirade. Here’s what Emily had to say. We say, Damn You, Tom Brady…
Thank you to whoever uploaded this to YouTube… (from user startrekkin58)
Ben Higgins was kind enough to invite me to appear via Skype on Bolts Brown Bag, ABC 10 News’ insightful Chargers program. Ignore the fact that Skype craps out like 42 times. All I know is, I got to have a moment with Chargers legend Louie Kelcher…
Here are some quips, jokes and one-liners to impress your friends and family while sitting at the Thanksgiving table. (For those of you who will be alone, don’t bother reading this)
Start off by telling grandma to “Go pluck yourself”
(You’ll have the audience on your side at that point.)
Then try any or all of these jokes…
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church? (Or synagogue)
A: Because they can’t stop using fowl language because a turkey is a foul.
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock music, which isn’t a real thing, but it’s where the Mayflower disembarked.
Q: Why is Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A: Thanksgiving soup is so expensive because it has 24 carrots in it which sounds like 24 karats which is a kind of expensive jewelry
Q: What happened when a turkey got in a fight?
A: He had the stuffing knocked out of him, but in reality turkeys don’t fight. I’m guessing they might peck each other or something, but that’s about it.
Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where’s popcorn? (This joke is also fun to shout in a movie theater)
You know what? I give up, this posting is making me sad. You people are on your own
These fantastic jokes have been adapted from jokes at http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/thanksgivingjokes.html
Ladies and gentlemen, we now present an entire murder mystery in ten seconds. Enjoy!!!
Now it’s time for a new segment “Odd Things We Found On Ebay”
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Tonight’s odd thing we found on Ebay is- “Vintage Made In China Soft Plastic Baby Doll With Penis and Umbilical Cord”
That’s right it’s a vintage plastic baby doll, made in China. Complete with penis AND umbilical cord. Described as very rare and odd. For some reason there are color changes on head and limbs. Not sure why.
The arms and legs come off very easily due to the fact that the glue which held them together has come off.
What about the clothing? Well, the clothes are in good condition. This little angel with a penis and umbilical cord has some dirt from age and use. How long is it? If you have to ask, you can’t afford it but if you need to know- 18 inches of odd baby love.
Hope you enjoyed “Odd Things We Found On Ebay”
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See you next time on “Odd Things We Found On Ebay”
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A couple of weeks ago, we took the internet by storm by announcing the first member of our #StangelsCoolGuyClub, Mr. @JohnStamos. Well John, you’ve got some company. “Cool Guy” #2 is actually a “Cool Gal.” It’s… Mindy Kaling!
She’s funny, creative, versatile, and seems like someone you’d want to hang with. Like if you called her up and said “I’ve never been to a Chuck E. Cheese’s. I know it’s gonna suck, but wanna try it?” She’d be all, “Yeah, let’s go.”
Mindy wrote 21 episodes of The Office, including “The Dundies,” “Golden Ticket” and “Ben Franklin” (which featured our hilarious pal @TVsAndyDaly as Ben)
Mindy, wherever you are, I hope you’re feeling a warm glow, because you are the 2nd member of the #StangelsCoolGuyClub
