How’s it goin’ peeps? Five years ago we had the lowest tech website on the interweb. We made millions of people laugh away their miserable lives, but then… Life got in the way. Justin and I slowly moved away from StangelBros.com.
We told Bill Gates* (not the Microsoft guy) that we didn’t want to sell the site. We told Oprah* (not the plumber from Idaho) that we weren’t interested in joining her illuminati group. We stopped posting.
Now, there’s a global pandemic and everyone is quarantined. (If you’re just hearing about this for the first time 1- I’m sorry you had to hear it from us and 2- What the fuck is wrong with you that you had to hear it from us??)
America needs StangelBros.com.
So we’re going to start putting up distractions to help get you thru your day. And please contact us and let us know how you’re doing. We’re all in this together. If you get one laugh from this website, we’ve done our job. Of being extremely disappointing.
Meanwhile, our site which looked outdated 5 years ago, now is a living relic. It’s like Jurassic Park. Exactly like Jurassic Park.
Welcome back. Sorry it’s under these circumstances, but what can you do.
Check back often and stay well.
2 thoughts on “We’re Back!”
Happy to see you both. Thank you
Thank God 🙏. I have been checking this every day for the last 5 years. Help me, I am trapped in NJ.