We were lucky enough to speak with disgraced Clippers owner Donald Sterling earlier today. Here is the complete transcript.
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STANGELS: Mr. Sterling, thanks for sitting down with us today. Do you mind if we record this?
STERLING: Here we go again.
STANGELS: Mr. Sterling, a lot has been said about you over the past few days, what do you have to say in your defense?
STERLING: Are you Jewish?
STANGELS: Do you mind closing your robe?
STANGELS: You know, you’re Jewish.
STERLING: I am? God damn it!!
STANGELS: Do you feel the punishment fits the crime?
STERLING: Are either one of you Magic Johnson?
STANGELS: No Sir, we’re not. Mr. Sterling, are you a racist?
STERLING: I’m glad you boys asked me that. First of all…..
(At this point Mr. Sterling, much like the Penguin from the Batman series, threw something at the ground causing a purple cloud of smoke and flew away in a jetpack. His publicist has not returned our calls)