ERIC: Guess what, Justin?
JUSTIN: Not now Eric, I’m trying to give my dog his heartworm medication.
ERIC: Justin, we found an old clip of you on the internet. We’d like to show you and our studio audience.
JUSTIN: Who is we?
ERIC: My crack staff.
JUSTIN: What audience?
ERIC: The people.
JUSTIN: Eric, you’re scaring me.
ERIC: Just play along.
JUSTIN: Oh my God! What did you and your staff find?
ERIC: Way back in 1988 did you appear in a Wendy’s commercial?
JUSTIN: You know I did…. I mean… Yes I did. It was directed by Alan Arkin. It premiered during the Winter Olympics. Alan Arkin won a Cleo Award for the commercial. I was asked by the entertainment industry to never act again.
ERIC: Funny stuff. Let’s take a look.